Welcome, attendees, to the third meeting of the Redundant Meetings Corporation, where the definition of progress is 'not getting anything done.'
Action Item 1: Discussing the color palette for the new report templates
Action Item 2: Debating the meaning of 'red' vs 'blue' in corporate branding
Action Item 3: Considering the merits of using Comic Sans for all official documents
Action Item 4: Decide on a new company mascot
Action Item 5: Develop a comprehensive plan for our new break room vending machine
The meeting will adjourn in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... NOW.