We, the great and powerful Council of Redundancy, have decided to adjourn this meeting. But not just any adjournment, oh no. This one is going to be the most exciting, most thrilling, most utterly unnecessary adjournment in the history of meetings!
We have been meeting for exactly 3 hours and 14 minutes, which is 3 hours and 14 minutes longer than we needed to. It's time to take a break. Or, rather, several breaks. Or maybe just a nap. Or a snack. Or a vacation.
Our next meeting will be in exactly 5 minutes, at the same time of day, same location, same agenda, and same pointless small talk. Don't miss it!
Take an immediate 5-minute adjournment now! Or, take another 5-minute adjournment. Or, you know, whenever you feel like it.