MINUTE-ADJOURNMENT 5: The Ruckus Rises

By now, the meeting has been adjourned 5 times, and still no one has gotten anything done.

But don't worry, we'll just keep pushing the meeting into the great unknown, like a ship of fools on the ocean of bureaucratic red tape.

Here's the plan for our next 30 minutes of nothing:

• Minutes 0-5: Stare at the clock, wondering where it all went wrong.
• Minutes 6-10: Discuss the minutes that were lost in the minutes.
• Minutes 11-15: Take a break for coffee, because we're all just going to need it.
• Minutes 16-20: Rehash the same old ideas that got us here in the first place.
• Minutes 21-25: Decide that we should really get to the point, but not really.
• Minutes 26-30: Adjourn for 10 minutes, because why not?

Want to know more about our meeting's illustrious history? Check out:

• Minute-Adjournment 4: The Saga of Slog
• Minute-Adjournment 3: The Abyssal Void
• Minute-Adjournment 2: The Never-Ending Cycle

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you could always try:

• Minute-Adjournment 1: The Legend of the Lost Hours
• Minute-Adjournment 1.5: The Chronicles of No Progress