The Adjournment Theory: A Guide to Redundant Meetings

Meetings: the only thing more exciting than actually getting work done.

According to our research, 9 out of 10 meetings are adjourned due to:

• Lack of coffee
• Unresolved agenda items
• Uncooperative attendees
• Sufficiently long agendas

But fear not, dear meeting-goers! Our Adjournment Theory has a solution for you:

We propose a new paradigm: adjourning meetings before they even start. That's right, we're talking adjourning your meetings, before they become a waste of time.

Our research has shown that adjourning meetings early reduces:

• Coffee consumption by 50%
• Agenda item resolution by 75%
• Uncooperative attendee participation by 90%
• Agenda item count by 50% (or more!)

So why not give it a try? Learn more about our Adjournment Theory and start adjourning your way to meeting efficiency today!

Disclaimer: Our Adjournment Theory is not responsible for any lost productivity or increased coffee bills.