Redundant Meeting Exit Strategies

When a meeting is going nowhere, it's time to make a quick exit. Here are some expertly crafted exit strategies for the most... let's say, "productive" meeting attendees:

1. The Sudden Sneeze

A well-timed, fake sneeze can be a powerful exit tool. Simply let out a loud "Achoo!" and dash for the door. Learn more.

2. The Bathroom Breakdown

Claim a pressing engagement in the bathroom, and don't come out for at least 15 minutes. This buys you time to grab a coffee, scroll through your phone, or just generally escape the meeting. More on this technique.

3. The Emergency Call

Claim a family member has been in an accident, and you must leave immediately. The more distraught you sound, the better. Expert advice.

4. The Fake Email

Send a cryptic, urgent-sounding email to your boss/colleague, and then "forget" to check your phone. Best practices.