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Tactics:

• Deny any and all requests for progress reports.
• Refuse to acknowledge the concept of 'on time' or 'within budget.'
• Conduct impromptu meetings at 6am on Fridays.
• Force team members to watch an hour-long presentation about 'synergy'.
• Use buzzwords like 'paradigm' and 'disruptor.'

For more information on soul-killing dynamics, see Soul-Killing 101 or Advanced Soul-Killing Dynamics Theory.

Disclaimer: The contents of this page are not actually real, and are intended for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to use these tactics, or you will likely lose your mind.