Meetings: The Art of Wasting Time

Welcome to the ultimate guide on how to turn your meetings into soul-crushing experiences. Here's a step-by-step guide on how to make your meetings so dull, attendees will question their life choices.

Step 1: Start with an Unsettling Ambiance

Set the mood with an unrelenting stream of fluorescent lighting. Ensure the conference room has a temperature that makes attendees feel like they're stuck in a never-ending oven.

Take it to the Next Level with our expert advice on advanced soul-killing dynamics.

Remember, the key to success is to never, ever actually discuss the topic at hand.