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Redundant Meetings Agenda - Part 2

Agenda Items

• Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life, but only for 10 minutes.
• Item 2: Debate the merits of inane office policies.
• Item 3: Determine the optimal coffee-to-water ratio for maximum productivity.

Discussion Topics

• Topic 1: The perils of microwaving fish in the office
• Topic 2: The futility of trying to explain the concept of "fun" to our CEO
• Topic 3: The importance of proper stapler usage

Decisions

• Decision 1: Mandate that all meetings must start with a group sing-along
• Decision 2: Declare the office fridge a 'no-dairy' zone
• Decision 3: Establish a 5-day workweek for all employees (except for the CEO)

Redundant Meetings: where productivity goes to die.

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