Today's agenda: discussing the merits of discussing the agenda, minimalist break room snacks, and whether or not to use Comic Sans.
Discussion Leaders: Jane Doe, John Smith, and Bob Johnson
Time: 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM, with a 15-minute break for "recharge and refocus"
Objective: To reach a consensus on what to do next, or at least to agree to disagree.
Remember: the meeting that never ends is the meeting that matters.
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