Agenda for the Utterly Pointless Meeting

Meeting ID: 001

Meeting Type: Redundant

Attendees: 5

Objective: To discuss the importance of discussing the importance of discussing

Agenda:

Part 3: The Never-Ending Story

Topic 1: The Slightly Less Important Subtopic

Minutes:

Chairperson: Bob, the guy who always has to be told to turn on his phone.

Notes:

1. We should totally do this thing.

2. I don't know, let's just do it anyway.

3. Can we get coffee?

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