MEETING AGENDA
Item 1: Unnecessary Status Updates
John will update us all on his weekend, because we clearly don't have anything better to talk about.
Next Item →Item 2: More Unimportant Details
Discussion of minor changes to the copier settings will take up 3 hours of our collective time. Don't worry, we'll get to the important stuff later.
Next Item →Item 3: Unnecessary Meetings About Meetings
We'll have a meeting about this meeting, and then we'll meet again to discuss the meeting we had about this meeting. It's all very meta.
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