Meeting Agenda: Part 3, Topic 2, Subitem 1

Subitem 1.1: The Moot Point

Today's discussion will focus on the age-old problem of whether or not the coffee machine is too loud.

Some of our esteemed members have expressed concerns that the coffee machine's incessant beeping is an affront to their sensitive ears.

We will attempt to tackle this issue with the same level of vigor we've shown in our previous 47 iterations of this meeting.

Move on to Subitem 1.2, the Unresolved Question Return to the Main Agenda Action Item: Write a strongly worded letter to the coffee machine

Meeting Minutes: To be continued.