Presented by: Robert Smith, Meeting Chairperson Extraordinaire
Meeting Date: Yesterday, but nobody remembers what time
Attendees: Bob, Alice, John, Jane, and that one guy who always forgets his name
Objective: To discuss the importance of having meetings
Agenda:
Notes:
We talked about the weather, and how it's always raining. We talked about how we're all going to fail, and how nobody has any actual work to do. We ate sandwiches. And we decided that I'm the boss, because I have the fanciest pen.
Next Meeting: Never. Because we're all just going to keep having meetings instead of actual progress.