Step 1: Create an Agenda that Lasts an Entire Afternoon
Start by writing down every possible topic that could possibly be discussed. Then add 10 more.
Next, schedule breaks every 10 minutes to ensure maximum productivity and optimal napping conditions.
Remember, the goal is to create an agenda that's so long, it'll put your coworkers to sleep, but not before you do.
But wait, there's more! Intentionally schedule meetings during peak napping hours to guarantee maximum sleepiness.
And don't forget to invite your cat, they're always good for a distraction.
Now, go forth and create the most epic meeting agenda the world has ever seen!
Or, if you're feeling lazy, just hit Ctrl + Alt + F11 and let the computer do it for you.