Meetings: where time is wasted and ideas are scarce.
Here are some ancient guide techniques for hosting the most productive, yet unproductive, meetings in the land:
Repeating yourself is key. Repeat, repeat, repeat. Make your coworkers' ears bleed with the monotony of it all.
Learn more about Technique 2: The Power of Repetition.
Go in circles, folks! It's the only way to ensure that everyone's on the same page... or not.
Discover Technique 3: The Science of Circular Reasoning.
Because nothing says "productive meeting" like a 10-slide PowerPoint presentation with 5 bullet points on each slide.
Uncover the secrets of Technique 5: The Art of PowerPoint.
Who needs an agenda, anyway? Just wing it and hope for the best.
Learn the ancient art of having no plan at all.
Stay tuned for more meeting techniques that will drive you crazy!