Warning: the following techniques are known to cause excessive meetings, unnecessary discussions, and spontaneous combustion. Proceed with caution.

Technique 1: The Ancient Art of Agenda-less Meetings

Meet with your eyes closed, your hands waving wildly, and a faint scent of incense in the air.

Technique 2: The Meeting Whisperer

Train yourself to speak in hushed tones, with a soothing melody, and an air of mystery.

Technique 3: The Silent But Effective Approach

Stare intensely at a blank wall for hours, daring anyone to speak first.

Technique 4: The Pretzel Method

Twirl a pretzel around your fingers, pausing only for dramatic effect.

Meetings are a lost art, but we'll get you started on this journey of rediscovery.

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