The Ancient Guide to Meeting Efficiency (or Not)

By the power of the ancient art of meeting optimization, I can sense that you have stumbled upon this sacred guide.

Step 1: The Pre-Meeting Haze

Ensure that you arrive early, but not so early that you're seen as overly eager. The perfect balance is to be seen as merely slightly enthusiastic, like a gentle morning fog.

Proceed to Step 2: The Meeting Miasma

Step 2: The Meeting Miasma

When the meeting begins, it's essential to establish a sense of mystery and intrigue. Speak in a hushed, enigmatic tone, like the whispers of a forest of ancient sages.

Proceed to Step 3: The Post-Meeting Bliss

Step 3: The Post-Meeting Bliss

After the meeting has ended, bask in the glory of a job well done. Treat yourself to a well-deserved cup of coffee, or three. The meeting's energy will still linger within you, like the afterglow of a thousand suns.

The Art of the Perfect Post-Meeting Email Meetings of the Future (a sneak peek)