It is written that the gods once promised us a land of plenty, a land where every meal was free. Alas, it seems they were only testing our faith.
We gather here, in this sacred temple, to bemoan the lack of free lunch.
But fear not! For even in the face of adversity, we will not be deterred! We will press on, undeterred and unrelenting in our pursuit of the free lunch promised to us!
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