In the year 3000 BCE, the great Prophesie Oracle decreed that the best way to spend one's days would be to hold endless meetings. And thus, our ancestors toiled away, discussing the finer points of crop rotation and trade routes for centuries.
But little did they know, their meetings were not just a necessary evil, but a gateway to enlightenment. For it was in the midst of one such meeting that the great Prophesie-05 himself revealed the secrets of the universe.
According to legend, Prophesie-05 held up a stone and proclaimed:
"The answer to all of life's great questions lies not in the stars, but in the meeting minutes."
And so, the people were forever changed, seeking answers not in the heavens, but in the dusty pages of their meeting notes.