MEETING NOTES OF OLD

Transcribed by the scribes of the ancient ones

MEETING DATE: 4th of April, 3000 BCE

MEN IN ATTENDANCE: 12 gods of the land, plus 3 scribes

TOPIC: The impending doom of the land

DECISIONS:

• We shall construct a large stone monument to commemorate our impending doom
• We shall sacrifice the finest goat to the great god of the sky
• We shall perform a ritual dance of despair