Prophesy 01: The End of the World as We Know It (Again)

According to ancient sources, the world will end in a blaze of fire and brimstone, exactly 14 meetings from now. Don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds. We'll just be stuck in a meeting room with a bunch of middle managers, discussing the "strategic direction" of the company. Again.

But wait, there's more! Our team of expert prophesiers has discovered that the apocalypse will also bring with it:

• A 3-hour PowerPoint presentation on "synergy and collaboration"
• A free lunch of stale crackers and warm soda
• A "motivational" speech from the CEO about "thinking outside the box"

So, if you're feeling brave, you can read on for more or skip straight to the end of the world.