The meeting of the Ancient Prophets was a grand affair, with 17 of the wisest, most revered prophets gathered together in a dimly lit conference room. The air was thick with the smell of stale coffee and desperation.
They had come from far and wide, each bearing gifts of questionable value: a used tissue from the great prophet Ezekiel, a VHS tape of "The NeverEnding Story," and a coupon for 10% off at the local falafel shop.
As they sat in a circle, passing around a single, flickering candle, they began to discuss the big issues: the meaning of life, the afterlife, and who ate the last of the conference room's Cheetos.
But as the meeting wore on, things began to get weird. One of the prophets started talking about the importance of proper crop rotation, while another began to monologue about the finer points of taxidermy.
It was clear that this was going to be a meeting to remember... or forget... depending on who you ask.
Lost in Translation Prophetic Procrastination The Prophets Have Spoken