Hello, fellow meeting enthusiasts!
We're thrilled to announce that the meeting we had yesterday, and the meeting we have today, and the meeting we'll have tomorrow has been CANCELED!
But wait, there's more! We're also announcing that the meeting we had next week, and the meeting we had last week, and the meeting we're having this week will now have an extra-long lunch break! That's right, you'll get to enjoy an extra 30 minutes of free time to scroll through your phone and contemplate the meaninglessness of it all.
It's not just because we ran out of donuts. Okay, okay, it's mostly because we ran out of donuts.
You'll have the chance to enjoy a leisurely walk to the break room, only to find it occupied by our esteemed colleague, Bob, who's been using it as his personal meditation room for the past month. But hey, at least he's getting some use out of it, right?
We've updated our meeting schedule to reflect the new extra-long lunch break. Please note that the new meeting time will now be here to see the revised schedule.
And don't forget to RSVP for the meeting that's still happening, Meeting 123!