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MEETING OF THE YEAR

Minutes of the Meeting of the Year:

Attendees: 42 people. Yes, 42.

Topic: The meaning of life.

Agenda:

• Item 1: The importance of proper font size in presentations.
• Item 2: The optimal ratio of coffee to meetings.
• Item 3: The futility of trying to achieve work-life balance.

Decisions:

Item 1: Everyone agreed that 14pt font is the minimum required for any presentation.

Item 2: We will attempt to have at least 3 meetings a day.

Item 3: We have decided that "networking" is just code for "eating donuts and pretending to care".

Next Meeting: Next Thursday. Again.

See you next decade!