Ominous Announcements - A Special Report
Warning: The following announcements are so ominous, they will make you question the very fabric of reality.
1. The coffee machine in the break room has been replaced with a toaster.
2. The CEO has declared a mandatory meeting on a Friday.
3. The company has been sold to a group of highly suspicious investors.
For further information, please see our Ominous Announcements - Conspiracy Theories page or Ominous Announcements - FAQs.
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