Announcing the Prophet's Decree: Redundant Meetings for All

It is with great pleasure that we announce the next series of Redundant Meetings, where the Prophet of Productivity shall descend upon us, guiding us toward greater inefficiency and bureaucratic wonder!

Join us as we convene in the Great Hall of Wasted Hours, where the air is thick with pointless discussion and the coffee flows like the rivers of the desert!

Don't forget to bring your favorite pen and notebook, for you never know when the Prophet shall strike upon us with another crucial meeting to discuss the already-obvious!

Upcoming Meetings:

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