Level 8: Redundant Meetings: The Art of Doing Nothing

Welcome, welcome, WELCOME to Level 8 of our prestigious Redundant Meetings program! Congratulations, congratulations, CONGRATULATIONS, you've finally made it this far! Now, let's waste more time on pointless discussions and unnecessary clarifications.

Today's agenda:

• Level 9: The Meeting That Never Ends
• Level 7: The Meeting That's Been Rescheduled for the 12th Time
• Level 6: The Meeting That's Been Cancelled for the 4th Time

Remember, the key to success is not just attending meetings, but also attending the same meeting 10 minutes later with the same people, just to confirm that everyone still has nothing to say.