Welcome, Associate Prophet 1! You have been summoned to this meeting for one reason and one reason only: because someone, somewhere, thought it was a good idea.
As an Associate Prophet, it's your duty to attend, take notes, and pretend to be interested. Don't worry, we'll get through this together!
Proceed to Associate Prophet 2: The Meeting of Meetings of Meetings Go to Associate Prophet 3: The Meeting that Never EndsRemember, meetings are like a box of chocolates - you never know what kind of existential dread you'll get!
Meet the Committee of 1: The Deciders