Jenny-Lee's Redundant Meeting

Attendees:

• John
• Jane
• Bob
• You

Objective: Discuss why we can't discuss the actual topic.

Agenda:

• 1. Introduction to introductions (10 minutes)
• 2. Discuss the weather (15 minutes)
• 3. Rehash the meeting's objective (20 minutes)
• 4. Conclusion to the same meeting that we're still having (10 minutes)

Next Meeting: Same meeting, next Wednesday.

Why attend this meeting:

• Free food (stale donuts)
• A chance to pretend to be interested
• Meet new people and make small talk

Disclaimer: Attendance at this meeting does not imply actual attendance. You may leave early.