John is stuck in a meeting that has no clear agenda or purpose.

Here's a breakdown of his traffic patterns:

Arrives precisely at 9:00 AM every day, despite being told the meeting is at 9:15 AM.
Spends 30 minutes staring at the ceiling, contemplating the meaning of life.
Types 'I'm here' into the chat box, despite not being able to see the screen.
Asks for 'just one more minute' every 5 minutes.

It's like he's trying to break the clock, or the law of diminishing returns.

Perhaps he's secretly a performance artist, using his meetings as a form of endurance art?

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