You've found the secret to avoiding work. Congratulations. But now you have to learn to do it without getting fired.
Start by attending every meeting in your department, then claim you're there for "research".
For extra credit, take notes and pretend to care.
Continue to Void Hacking 102: The Art of Saying "Yes" Without Committing
Now that you've mastered the art of attending meetings, it's time to take it to the next level. Learn to say "yes" without actually committing to anything.
Practice in front of a mirror. Repeat after me: "Yes, I can do that. Yes, I understand. Yes, I'll have it done by Friday."
For an extra challenge, try saying it while simultaneously checking your phone.
Void Hacking 201: The Advanced Course covers this and more.