Adjourned Meeting of the Utterly Unproductive Committee

Meeting ID: 2023-MEET-001

Date: March 30, 2023

Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, and Steve. All of whom were present, but not actually paying attention.

The meeting was called to discuss the pressing issue of the copier jam, but it was adjourned due to the sudden and unexpected arrival of a vending machine in the conference room.

Action Items:

1. Call the maintenance team to fix the copier.

2. Investigate the vending machine's presence in the conference room.

Adjournment Procedures

Adjourned Adjourned Meeting

Next Meeting:

Scheduled for 2 PM on the next Tuesday. Probably.