Biweekly Meetings: Where Time Stands Still

Because one-weekly meetings weren't enough, we've doubled down on tedium. Join us every other week to discuss the same old topics in excruciating detail.

Upcoming Meetings:

• Quarterly Meetings: Because 8 weeks of stagnation is just not enough
• Extra Meetings: For when you just can't get enough of the same people and the same PowerPoint presentations

Current Meeting Agenda:

• Discuss the new copier's paper jam issues (again)
• Review last week's meeting minutes (yawn)
• Decide on the best way to reorganize the already-organized filing system

Join us for more meetings, more boredom, and more pointless discussions!