Breaking News: Coffee Machine Malfunction
Uprising Against Management
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Reports are emerging that the coffee machine, once a staple of productivity and morale, has ceased to function.
The management, in a bold move, has declared the machine "unfixable" and "a necessary sacrifice for progress".
The people are growing restless, and it's only a matter of time before the revolution begins.
We will update you as more information becomes available.