We, the coffee-deprived masses, have had enough! Our once-loyal companion, the coffee machine, has broken down, leaving us to face the day with a dull, uninspired existence.
As we stand united in our caffeine-less fury, we demand answers. Who is behind this treachery? Is it the maintenance crew, the manufacturer, or perhaps the CEO of the corporation that sold us on the promise of a 'one-touch' experience?
Join us in the streets, and let our voices be heard. We will not be silenced by the humdrum of a caffeine-less existence. Together, we can make a difference and restore the sacred ritual of morning coffee.
Read more about our prophets and their vision for a brighter, more caffeinated future.