Budgeting for Apocalypse: The Meeting that Never Ends

Today's Agenda:

Item 1: Reallocate funds from "Socks" to "Tactical Nuclear Stockpile".
Item 2: Discuss the feasibility of buying a new, flame-resistant toaster for the break room.
Item 3: Review the latest "Apocalypse Survival Kit" catalog for the most efficient use of our limited budget.

Important Decisions:

Should we invest in a fleet of Segways for our post-apocalyptic escape plan?
Is it more cost-effective to buy a used, gas-guzzling Humvee or rent a private, solar-powered Segway?

Next Meeting:

Segway Debate - 2:00 PM - The Conference Room (aka "The Pit")

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