Coffee Emergency Procedures | Redundant Meetings
Due to the extreme importance of this meeting, we have established the following Coffee Emergency Procedures:
- Ensure that all team members have at least three cups of coffee within arm's reach at all times.
- Designate a meeting leader to hold the coffee cup for the team, lest anyone else be tempted to drink it.
- Perform a 10-minute coffee break every 45 minutes to rehydrate and re-caffeinate.
- Establish a "Coffee Emergency Fund" to cover any unexpected coffee shortages or spills.
Failure to follow these procedures will result in:
- Loss of focus and productivity.
- Decreased team morale and cohesion.
- Potential collapse of the meeting itself.
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Disclaimer:
This meeting has been deemed necessary by our highly trained and highly caffeinated team leaders.