Warning: the following meetings are so dense, they'll make your brain feel like it's been waterboarded. Prolonged exposure may lead to:
Will we ever get anything done?
Meetings have become the de-facto standard for productivity in the modern workplace. They're the unsung heroes of procrastination, the champions of coffee-fueled apathy, and the ultimate excuse for doing nothing.
But fear not, dear reader! We'll get through this together. Or, at the very least, we'll pretend to.