Coffeesniffing Unit - Meeting Minutes

Meeting ID: CSU-001

Meeting Date: 2023-02-15

Attendees: Captain, Lieutenant, and 2 Enlisted

Objective: Discuss new coffee sniffling techniques for maximum efficiency

Notes:

• Coffee sniffling can increase productivity by 300%
• Use of coffee sniffling can reduce stress levels by 50%
• Side effects may include: jitters, anxiety, and spontaneous combustion (rare)

Next Meeting: 2023-02-16, 0800 hours

Action Items:

• Establish a new coffee sniffling protocol
• Develop a comprehensive coffee sniffling training program
• Investigate reports of "coffee sniffling-induced" paranoia

Links:

• Coffee Sniffling SOPs
• Coffee Sniffling Protocol