MEETING AGENDA

Monday 8:00 PM - The Committee to Endlessly Discuss the Obvious

Item 1: Discuss how we're all going to discuss this

Item 2: Debate the finer points of doing nothing

Item 3: Consider the importance of considering the importance of considering

Item 4: Talk about why we're not actually accomplishing anything

Next Meeting: Never. We're never going to have another meeting.

Adjournment

Minutes

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