Welcome to the Redundant Meetings Committee, where minimalist discussion meets maximum procrastination. Our mission is to meet regularly to decide that we don't need to meet regularly.
**Meeting Schedule:**
| Meeting Frequency: | Duration: | Agenda: |
|---|---|---|
| Every Thursday | 2 hours (or until we get hungry) | Discuss why we don't need to discuss anything |
**Key Players:**
| Name: | Position: | Contribution: |
|---|---|---|
| Bob | Chairman | "I've got a great idea, let's just take a break." |
| Jane | Vice-Chairman | "Can someone please pass the donuts?" |