Minutes From Last Meeting (Again)

Meeting Attendees:

• Chairman Bob, Esq.
• Member 1: Jane
• Member 2: John
• Member 3: Alice
• Member 4: Mike
• Member 5: Emma
• Member 6: David
• Member 7: Karen
• Member 8: Alex
• Member 9: Rachel
• Member 10: Chris
• Member 11: Samantha
• Member 12: Kevin
• Member 13: Larry

Meeting Objectives:

• We will discuss the discussion that we had last week. Again.
• We will debate the debate that we had last week. Again.
• We will rehash the rehash that we had last week. Again.

Meeting Minutes:

• We spent 3 hours discussing something that could have been covered in 30 minutes. Again.
• We decided to do the same thing we always do. Because, why change?
• We will send a memo about this meeting to everyone, because someone asked for one. Again.

Action Items:

• Someone will write a report. Maybe.
• Someone else will send out an email. Possibly.
• We will all pretend to care about this meeting for another week. Hopefully.