Minutes from the Meeting That Never Ended

Committee of 13

Meeting Date: Never

Meeting Time: Never

Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, Alice, Steve, Jane, John, Jane, John, Bob, John, Jane, Steve, and Jane (who is actually a robot, but we won't tell)

Action Items:

• Decide on the meaning of life and the universe
• Find a way to make the coffee machine dispense free donuts
• Discuss the merits of pineapple pizza

Next Meeting: Never

Decisions:

• We will never make a decision

Adjournment:

We will adjourn when the donuts run out

Links to Other Relevant Meetings:

• Adjourned Forever Meeting
• Budget Meeting of the Never-Ending Budget