MEETING IN PROGRESS

Chairperson: Bob Johnson (Actually Awake)

Attendees: 20+ confused employees

Today's Agenda:

Review last week's minutes (which were actually just a list of cat pictures)
Discussion on why the coffee machine is always broken (it's Bob)
Introduction of new employee, Larry the Intern (who's actually just a robot)

Current Status:

We're stuck in a loop, just like Bob's favorite video game.