Welcome, distinguished members of the Committee of Our Esteemed Secretarys' Favorite Meetings. This meeting is being held for the sole purpose of discussing the merits of having more meetings.
As a committee of esteemed secretaries, you are no doubt aware of the importance of having meetings about meetings. It's a never-ending cycle of productivity and confusion.
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