MEETINGS FOR ALL ETERNITY!

Committee of Extra Meetings: Minutes of the Minutes (a.k.a. The Never-Ending Saga of the Meetings)

Agenda Item 1: The Inefficiency of Meeting Efficiency

Appendix 1: The Meeting-Induced Time Loop Appendix 2: The Infinite Meeting Spiral of Death

Minutes of the meeting will be taken by the meeting chairperson, who will then take more minutes to discuss the minutes.

  1. We started at 9:00 AM.
  2. We adjourned at 9:00 AM.
  3. We reconvened at 9:00 PM.
  4. We took a break to discuss the meaning of the break.
  5. We resumed the meeting at 9:00 AM.

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