Welcome, esteemed colleagues, to Our Esteemed Member Bob's Committee of Redundant Meetings!
As the name suggests, our primary purpose is to meet redundantly. We meet every day at 3:14 AM to discuss the same topics we've been discussing for years.
Here's our schedule for today's meeting:
| Meeting Time | Agenda Item 1 | Agenda Item 2 |
|---|---|---|
| 3:14 AM - 4:14 AM | Discuss the importance of discussing Agenda Item 1 | Discuss the importance of discussing Agenda Item 2 |
| 4:14 AM - 6:14 AM | Take a 2-hour break to contemplate our existential dread | |
| 6:14 AM - 7:14 AM | Discuss the importance of discussing Agenda Item 3 (which we've already discussed 17 times) | Discuss the importance of discussing Agenda Item 2 (again) |
Join us for more meetings! You can also meet our Extra Esteemed Member Sarah, who has a similar yet somehow distinct approach to meeting.
Or, if you're feeling really redundant, you can meet our Extra Esteemed Member Bob's Committee of Extra Meetings.