Committee of the Avoided: Agenda for the Indulgent

Minutes from the Archived, Agenda for Avoiding, Committee Structure Avoidance Chart

Meeting Purpose:

This committee has been formed to study and discuss the art of avoiding tasks and meetings. It is a highly respected position, with members carefully selected for their ability to attend meetings without ever actually attending meetings.

Meeting Goals:

The committee has the goal of developing a comprehensive system for avoiding tasks and meetings, with a focus on maximizing productivity by minimizing human interaction.

Agenda:

1. Discuss ways to create an endless loop of meetings that never actually achieve anything. 2. Explore the use of AI to create an automated meeting-scheduling system that ensures no actual humans attend. 3. Investigate the benefits of holding meetings in virtual reality.

Adjournment Agenda