Meeting 1: The Useless Buzzwords

Agenda

Synergy-Driven Innovation Initiative (SDI) - Phase 1

• Item 1: Dissect and rebrand the current process
• Item 2: Create new buzzword-based job titles
• Item 3: Conduct a SWOT analysis of our current buzzword usage

Note: Please arrive prepared to use your "disruptor" mindset

Meeting 2: The Overused Mandates will cover more buzzword-heavy topics

Action Items:

1. Assign a team member to create a PowerPoint deck on "Thought Leadership" strategies
2. Prepare a 30,000-foot overview of our company's "Vision and Mission" statements
3. Research and report on the "best practices" of our competitors in the field of Redundant Meetings

Meeting 3: The Corporate DoubleSpeak will cover more advanced topics in buzzword manipulation

Next meeting will be held on TBD, same location, same level of tedium