Meeting 5: The Blame Game
Where everyone is to blame, except for Bob, who is always right.
Today's agenda: Blame-shifting, procrastination, and the art of making excuses.
- Meeting 6: The Blame Game 2
- Meeting 4: The Blame Shifting
- Meeting 3: The Project Update
- Meeting 2: The Crisis
- Meeting 1: The Initiation
And don't forget, if you can't attend, it's not your fault. The meeting was probably called for the wrong time.
Or maybe it's because the meeting was scheduled for the wrong day. Yeah, that's probably it.
Side Note:
Remember, if you're late, it's because of traffic. Unless you're early, in which case it's because you're not trying hard enough.